croptopswift:

my favourite thing about arrested development is that they literally had a character’s left hand bitten off by a seal for the sake of wordplay

urbancatfitters:

if u dont know how to respond to something just say “how dare you”

@kimkardashian This is what life is about! Our baby girl turned 1 today! We played so hard they passed out while we were watching the game! Happy Father’s Day to the best daddy in the world! The way you love our daughter and protect her makes me filled with so much love!#BestDayEver #Twins #HappyFathersDay#HappyBirthday

drarna:

before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

I saw twenty one pilots last night so here are a few of my memories |-/

talonofthehawkk:

Jack Antonoff + The Rubber Duck Race

Sarah and I have Jack his first rubber duck like 3 years ago 😥

^ I can attest to this that did happen

ezra koenig aka sass princess everybody

Fook

"You get depressed because you know that you’re not what you should be."
- Marilyn Manson   (via bonlver)

davidsnaps:

I made a few snapchats of me as Disney villains.  Add me on tumblr (davidsnaps) and snapchat (davidlhealy) to see more!

A lover on the left
A sinner on the right

scareamore:

oh my god so i was band merch hunting at hot topic yesterday, and you know it was busy, lots of other folks in the store looking around, when all of a sudden the intro to Welcome To The Black Parade came on

LITERALLY THE WHOLE STORE WENT SILENT

IT WAS LIKE 20 EMOS HOLDING THEIR BREATH AT ONCE

they changed it mid song because i think someone was about to start crying

gnarly:

radcanine:

ahahahhaaha

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

if u think that there has ever been a greater scene on television think again

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