itll:

how does wikipedia know the height of every celebrity

roleykatsu:

I want to live in an animal crossing game and never come back ever

thinsquids:

yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha

"fucking idiot"

bbreesy:

supkailey:

failnation:

Ron Burgundy came to my town today…with Dunkin Donuts and a 40

he’s been in character for like 6 months

This is where I live HA

bettycrockerfanclub:

last year i bought pants to exercise in and i found them today with the tag still on and that is the whole story

circletines:

U EVER THINK ABOUT BOYS IN SUITS AND HOW NICE IT MAKES THEIR SHOULDERS LOOK AND HOW THE SLEEVES MAKE THEIR HANDS LOOK ALL BIG AND HOW THE COLLAR MAKES THEIR JAWLINE LOOK SO SHARP AND HOW THE JACKET FITS THEM TIGHT AT THE WAIST B O Y S

sharonosbourne:

saddeer:

my printer can suck a dick 

what kind of printer do you have

inbox:

why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit

officialrichardnixon:

facts that cannot be disputed

  • ur cute as heck
  • ur very important
  • ur laugh is really cute oh my god
  • ur a perfect version of yourself
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